CLICK, STEAL, CALL IT A CAREER
Every criminal starts somewhere. You start in a dumpster. Welcome to Miami, 2067, where the economy is a joke and you’ve decided to become the punchline. Click to earn cash, upgrade your Click Power and work your way through 20 locations, from parking lots to banks and museums. Your goal? Stealing The Legendary Game the whole world has been waiting for. Apparently, asking nicely wasn't an option.
YOUR CREW IS... SOMETHING ELSE
All great criminal empires need a crew, and yours is anything but ordinary. Hire John Weak to handle your dumpster business, put Sisi the dog in charge of the post office and let Mouse Woman take care of the treasury. If that's not enough, Mona Lisa is ready to help rob the very museum displaying her own portrait. Talk about an inside job! Hire and upgrade managers to generate passive income, boost their earning power and turn even your earliest locations into serious money-makers. Finally, you can tell people you make money in your sleep without inviting them to a seminar.
COLLECT BIZARRE ARTIFACTS
Discover over 90 artifacts that boost Click Power, manager income, Luck, and more. You might find an ancient Brainrot, some Buttcoin or even nuclear codes in a dumpster. Seriously, who keeps throwing away classified documents? Build a collection that makes archaeologists jealous and emergency services nervous. Find duplicates and refine them for stronger bonuses or take them to your Pawn Shop, negotiate with customers and sell unwanted finds. One man's junk is another man's fortune.
13 MINIGAMES. YOUR EMPIRE CAN WAIT.
Take a break from clicking with 13 minigames and chase a high score instead of a stable career. Your Managers can handle business while you settle a much more important matter: whether that last attempt counts if you were distracted.
THE FUTURE HAS A COMMENTS SECTION
Tune in to the radio for music, satirical news, absurd advertisements and callers who have confused a broadcast studio with professional help. Then open Fake Social for terrible takes, gaming obsessions and opinions delivered with the confidence of someone who read half a headline.
STEAL, PRESTIGE, REPEAT
Prestige individual locations to earn permanent bonuses, then come back stronger and make even more cash. Keep upgrading your operation until you reach the final building and get your hands on that legendary, endlessly delayed game. Steal it, unlock New Game+ and start the whole glorious mess again with more power behind every click. Some people wait for release dates. You have a different plan.
FEATURES:
• Criminal Empire - Click, steal and upgrade your way through 20 unique locations
• Idle Progression - Hire and upgrade managers to generate passive income and keep the cash flowing
• 13 Arcade Minigames - Play quick minigames, beat your high scores and earn extra money for upgrades based on your performance
• Pawn Shop Trading - Buy and sell artifacts, negotiate with customers and look out for VIP offers
• Artifact Collection - Discover and collect over 90 stat-boosting artifacts
• Fake Social - Scroll through ridiculous posts, leave likes and see what the city is arguing about today
• In-Game Radio - Enjoy music and commentary from a radio host who always has something to say
• Powerful Upgrades - Improve your Click Power, Manager Power and Luck to increase your earnings and artifact drop chances
• Artifact Refining - Combine duplicate artifacts to strengthen their bonuses
• Offline Earnings - Keep generating cash even when you're away from the game
• New Game Plus - Steal The Legendary Game, start over stronger and work your way to the top once again
From a dumpster to the heist of the century. What a career!
