Feathers? Who needs 'em.
The Plucked Pack is raw, unapologetic confidence. It’s for those who’ve seen too much, lost it all in the shower room, and came out shinier — and weirder — than ever.
With this pack you'll get access to:
Featherless Skin: Pale, patchy, and proud. Nothing to hide, nowhere to hide it.
Shower Towel Hat: A stylish wrap for eggs who just got out… or just gave up.
Toothbrush: Just a toothbrush. Totally normal. Definitely not suspicious. Don’t ask.
Warning: May cause increased breeze sensitivity and awkward stares in the yard.
