What’s more rejuvenating than a luxury wellness retreat at a spectacular resort embedded in the cliff face of a Venezuelan tepui? Mini golfing through it of course! The motivational luminary ‘Crystobal’ invites you to achieve enlightenment at his Crystal Lair, where a mystical energy charms and delights even the most harmonious golfers. So roll up your yoga mat, unblock your chakras, get ready for a selfie, and pay no attention to the evil rumors. There is nothing going on here but gorgeous views, challenging putts, and a completely benevolent enterprise. Trust us!