Welcome customers, to [REDACTED] furniture store! We鈥檙e thrilled that you鈥檝e chosen to silence your inner shopping demons by becoming our customer! Feel free to explore our store to your heart鈥檚 content!
Check out the upstairs area to find inspiration for your interior decorating journey, pick the product you wish to purchase, and check its price tag for the warehouse location! Then head downstairs, pick up a few loose items on the way, and finish your shopping spree at the self-serve warehouse!
After you鈥檙e done, be sure to come again! Our store will always offer you a fresh experience, with a new combination of products to buy with each shopping spree! The more you spend, the more we鈥檒l earn! Win-win!
Just make sure not to leave your shopping till the very last minute! Shopping takes time, patience, and a calm mind, and doing this under time pressure is no simple task!
Features
- Immersive shopping experience! Feels just like the real thing!
- 200+ products to purchase, each with its own ridiculous names and gags!
- Physics! Blow off some steam and cause as much mess as you want!
- Procedurally generated furniture stores! Just like the real thing!
- Tons of replayability!
- Swedish!
- Many jabs at capitalism and consumerism!
- It鈥檚 free! Your money is no good here!
NOTE: Last Minute Shopping is a parody game! The game is not affiliated with any real-life company or property that isn鈥檛 listed in the credits!
