Maple Wars is a comedy-packed adventure RPG where you play as a patriotic American maple syrup farmer down on his luck, downtrodden, and down to invade Canada. Embark on missions to fix up your farm, recruit fellow New Englanders, and sabotage the Maple Syrup Deep State. Make America Sticky Again!
Step into the boots of Benny Shoemaker, a down-and-out Vermont farmer, and embark on a syrup-fueled journey across the fictional Pikatik Valley along the Vermont-Quebec border. Figure out how to heal your blighted maple farm, rally fellow New Englanders, and take the fight to the elitist Canadian Maple Syrup Syndicate. Along the way, you'll explore a variety of hand-crafted levels, meet eccentric characters, and complete satirical missions that blend exploration, problem-solving, and light combat. Solve sticky puzzles, battle hostile Canadians and their woodland allies, and prove your patriotism in the ultimate sticky showdown. Your goal? Make your President proud and drain the sappy swamp!
For hundreds of years, Canada has been the world's #1 Maple Syrup exporter. But you've been watching Faux News, you know better. They've been taking advantage of America's maple farmers, breeding unnatural syrup varieties in their secret labs... they're far-left PURISTS!
Everybody knows American syrup is the most flavorful, most delicious - they say we鈥檝e even got corn juice in ours, folks. It鈥檚 phenomenal. Now that President Rump has has announced his plans to make Canada the 51st state, you must take it upon yourself to be the first American patriot to begin the invasion and Make American Syrup Great Again!
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A Return to Greatness!
Fix up your Vermont maple syrup farm, run by you, Benny Shoemaker, and your family for generations. Scrounge up funds to buy President Rump's Patriot Power Juice to heal your neglected maple trees.
Recruit Fellow New Englanders
You can't take on Canada alone, I mean you're pickup truck has been broken down for years, and all you've had to eat this week is Crudlite. Convince your fellow Vermont farmers and townsfolk that now is the time to strike!
Fight, Fight, Fight for your Sticky Freedom!
They've got guard geese, Canadian Moose (meese?) riding Rangers, beavers, and who knows what else! You've got to outsmart them with the tricks and tools you pick up along your adventure such as your Sappy Syrup Slingshot!
Begin the Invasion!
The American president has basically given you the go-ahead. It's time to take down Canadistan's Maple Syrup Deep State! Steal their 'purist' syrup! Sabotage their farms! Infiltrate their syrup laboratories! What are you waiting for?!聽
