After going on a wonderful walk with your wonderful GF, it all goes south after you fail to uphold your acts of chivalry. As a result, you get kidnapped into her basement, where wacky shenanigans will occur!
Within the basement you will meet various people who will each want various things. After hearing their wishes, it is up to you to figure out what these different people could want, and how exactly to get them, even if it means slaughtering them all.
With numerous items and multiple endings, the game has many unique secrets and ways you can play, making it probably the best game to ever exist.
(character from game) (thought you would like to know)
