THE DOLLAR IS DEAD
2036. President Tump Jr, America鈥檚 first tree president, declares $TUMP the national currency.
Money is worthless.
It is now the pitchfork economy.
THE PITCHFORK ECONOMY
Pitchforks drop randomly from the breadline.
Trade them with comrades on billionaire GabeN鈥檚 marketplace.
Use pitchforks to increase your net worth to buy more pitchforks.
And lose them when another comrade inevitably raids you.
BUILD THE MOB
EAT THE RICH is a free-to-play class-warfare idle clicker with survivors combat and the soul of a 2004 MMO.
Start with one worker and one wooden pitchfork. Your pitchfork throws itself. Click to throw harder.
Recruit farmers, beggars, miners, blacksmiths, match girls, washerwomen, agitators, and other workers. Every recruit fights beside you and multiplies your pitchfork power.
One worker becomes a crowd.
A crowd becomes an economy.
MAKE A BUILD. BREAK A BOSS.
Stack weapons, tomes, and uncapped loadouts while the Breadline fills with enemies.
Throw bricks. Swing guillotines. Weaponize tax audits, tomatoes, union drums, Molotovs, picket signs, and bees.
Fight speculators, landlords, trust-fund kids, private-equity ghouls, central bankers, tech oligarchs, and billionaire bosses. Crack open their chests. Collect the remains of unimaginable wealth. Wear the monocles.
Every run ends.
Class war does not.
EAT THE RICH
Defeat bosses. Open chests. Grow your mob. Take everything that was taken from you.
Or don't.
ROB THE POOR
Other players have vaults. Other players have pitchforks. Most importantly, other players may be poorer than you.
Raid them.
Build your defenses. Protect your pile. Climb the leaderboard. Every victory makes you wealthier, and every bit of wealth makes you somebody else's rich鈥攚ithout ever letting you leave the Breadline.
The revolution has no moral alignment.
The leaderboard only sees net worth.
- Click to throw pitchforks or idle while your mob fights
- Recruit and grow a visible army of workers
- Stack weapons, tomes, and uncapped loadouts
- Fight satirical elites and billionaire bosses
- Earn ranked death chests and collectible trophies
- Raid rival vaults and defend your own
- Farm tradable pitchforks through chests and seasonal drops
- Keep and trade eligible finds through Steam Inventory
- Unlock 100 Steam achievements
Eat the rich or rob the poor.
Become the 1% of the 99%.
