Welcome to The Inspection Bureau, new worker !
We're excited to have you join the team.聽
Your role is critical - every portrait that crosses your desk must be carefully evaluated.
here's a short & brief summary regarding the extent of your new responsibilities here:
Assessing images to determine whether they show a real human or [REDACTED].
Taking any and all orders from your new SHIFT AGENTS.
Spend enjoyable time after your shift during HUMAN INTERACTION TIME.
question NOTHING.
Good luck on your first shift. We're counting on you.
-Onboarding Team
MEET YOUR NEW SHIFT AGENTS
~they're lovely~
Please adhere to any instructions and notes thrusted upon you by them.
Do not disobey.
Do not think on your own.
Do not look into the faces for too long.
Your very own A.I support bot - Lurk !
~beep boop. I know where you live~
Lurk will help you adjust to our highly advanced software.
Please use him!
Don't overuse him.
Be careful with him...
Are they human? Or not?
~take your time, you don't want to make any errors here~
A few last bullet points to remember:
Trust your instincts, but use the available tools at your disposal.
Meet your daily quote or face review.
If something feels wrong, it probably is.
