LOOKING FOR WAIFU
You’re a lonely cat. You want a waifu. You will climb anything to get one.
Welcome to the most cursed platformer ever made by a totally unemployed guy with too much free time and emotional damage. This isn’t just a game. It’s a lifestyle. It’s pain. It’s LOOKING FOR WAIFU.
You climb for love.
You fall for content.
You play because you hate yourself.
LOOKING FOR WAIFU — coming soon to ruin your day.
What is this nonsense?
♂️ You’re a weird puffy cat.
The world is stacked with random trash from the internet.
You fall once = cry.
You fall twice = uninstall.
You climb for hours… to simp for anime girls that don’t even know you exist.
Features (probably):
No checkpoints, no saves, just pure suffering.
Physics that feel like they were coded by a raccoon on Red Bull.
Cute cat. Dripless. Desperate.
Anime statues, toilets in the sky, spinning fans, and emotional trauma.
️ Mocking voice lines to destroy your self-esteem.
Go to space. Or don’t. Probably won’t even make it past the vending machine.
⚠️ WARNING:
May cause rage, regret, and spontaneous uninstall.
Contains 0 actual waifus. Still better love story than your last situationship.
