the feces feasters: an old gaming clan that used to terrorize the internet
now they're a bunch of dead squatting losers that go around being annoying
you've been hired by the owner of 12 mansions to clear out one of his beloved mansions of these outdated poop eating losers
the feasters can only come into the physical realm if their demands aren't met
they go around vandalizing, expelling bodily fluids, wasting electricity, demanding answers to math questions, and much more in order to drive out any potential exorcists
but luckily you're not an exorcist but rather an idiot who was promised 2,000 bucks by the mansion's owner in exchange for getting rid of them
so who's involved in this charade?
2,000
our mysterious protagonist. he only identifies himself as 2,000 for the 2,000 bucks he plans to collect once he clears the mansion of the feasters
G.W. Wuffler
the caretaker of the mansion and an incredibly stylish old man
quimbius quoniam
tries to get into the physical realm with phone calls and mirrors
BUTTWH0ler
expels his bodily fluids in an attempt to dissuade his enemies from interfering in his business
dick tective
bad 'artist' that vandalizes any 'canvas' he can get his hands on like an annoying punk
mister RED
wastes power and loves board games
penile lyle
a clean freak australian who needs to be deported (from the mansion) immediately
evil wheelchair
a loyal henchman and ass ass in of penile lyle
gliop gilbose
quiz master and a collector of loyal subordinates that will do his bidding should you fail to satisfy his whims
mr. skeleton
top henchman and deadly assassin with fierce loyalty towards gliop gilbose and undying tenacity towards his enemies
YurGer
loyal henchman of gliop gilbose
heflefferjep
loyal henchman of gliop gilbose
the jester
loyal henchman of gliop gilbose
Captain Killyou
loyal henchman of gliop gilbose
juicrbox 255
evil alien that likes snacks and clean dishes
the key to surviving and getting your 2,000 bucks is listening to the location of the feasters' attacks and adapting your strategy accordingly to suit the current situation
watch your step, the mansion reeks of feces
